These are a few of the things that go through my head:
1. Why is the superbowl on Sunday? wouldn't it be nice to party on Saturday night instead?
2. Why don't we switch Thanksgiving to Friday, some people are off on thursday, then go back to work Friday, and are off on Sat and Sun.?
3. If the universe is everything, and God created the universe, then where was God before the universe existed?
4. How can a 6 lane interstate come to a complete stop, without there even being an accident?
5. How can you make a plant illegal?
6. Why must the person in front of me at an express lane checkout always need to root around their wallet for ten minutes looking for exact change?
7. Why is it that I use almost nothing that I learned in High School?
8. Why do people have to idolize their parents, even if they were completely fucked up?
9. Why do we watch movies more than one time?
10. Why do we over use the word genius? For example: "Kurt Cobain was a genius"- no, albert Einstein was a genius, Kurt Cobain wrote words and put them to music and then shot himself!
11. Why do most people stare at the ocean and find it scenic?
12. Why can't we find Bin Laden?
13. Why do people care what celebrities do?
14. Why don't they make good movies anymore?
15 Why am I writing a blog that only three people read LMAO?
6 comments:
ROFL. good stuff!
Thanx, there's probably thousands more.....Ilike to bitch!
Excellent questions, especially superbowl and thanksgiving. Duh!
And you are so right about Obama and the Supreme Court Justice.
PS you spelt questions wrong. :)
I wonder about the movies one too... AND Bin Laden; he terrifies me. But maybe we should have never given him those weapons in the first place?
And am I one of the three people who reads your blog???
Anyway, I totally agree with you about Grace Kelly. Were you referring to the picture of her with the veil? As far as Winona is concerned, she does have a little Audrey, but I am completely biased when it comes to Audgers, so I don't compare her to anyone of today because she is so much BETTER!
maybe we are up to four lol!
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