Thursday Thirteen

Here are 13 silly phrases or sayings that you hear all the time!

1). It tastes just like chicken- I've heard that about everything from alligator to rattlesnake! Just eat chicken, it's easier!

2).It sounded like a freight train coming through- This is said about every natural disaster ever covered. The last freight train that I sat through went clickety clack and blew it's horn the entire time.

3).He is the spitting image of his dad-Um, is spitting image a sexual DNA type connotation?

4).Time flys when you are having fun!- Bullshit! When you are over 40, time flys even when you are miserable!

5).A stitch in time saves nine- be a great saying if I was a tailor!

6).It's the same difference- Is that possible?

7).Money can't buy you happiness- No, it can just buy you all the things you need to make you happy!

8).A bird in hand is worth two in the bush- not if it's the same bird and bush that I am thinking about LMAO!

9).We lost, but it was a good game- It is never a good game if you lose!

10).We have reached a turning point in our relationship- translation: We hate each other!

11).I feel like I just got run over by a Mack Truck- A Kenworth wouldn't have had the same result?

12). Don't count your chickens before they hatch- I just bought a dozen eggs yesterday, was I not supposed to count them?

13). If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all-