1). If you are a 43 year old man and you are leaving comments on sites that are giving away hair products.........You might be an addicted blogger!2). If people actually start using your nickname when speaking to you in person........You might be an addicted blogger!
3). If you think that "Post traumatic Stress" is a negative reaction to your writing............You might be an addicted blogger!
4). If you spend 5 hours a day online and bitch that you cannot get your chores done....You might be an addicted blogger!
5). If someone says "Peach Tart" and your first thought is of a woman.........You might be an addicted blogger!
6). If you would be more interested in going to "Blogher" than to your Family reunion.......You might be an addicted blogger!
7).If people have to look through 5 blogs in order to find your main site........You might be an addicted blogger!
8). If you think that tagging is something other than what grammar school kids do on the playground.........You might be an addicted blogger!
9). If someone asks you if you have read "The NY Post" and you are looking forward to hearing what Midtown Girl has to say........You might be an addicted blogger!
10). If you know what time it is on three different continents, without looking at a chart........You might be an addicted blogger!
11). If you look forward to 5 o'clock on Friday so that you can go home and get online........You might be an addicted blogger!
That is all I could think of today, but I have some more from before......HERE and HERE
39 comments:
rotflmao..that is great otin...you know I will call you otin..even if that's not your real name..lol
woohoo first take that biotches LOL
And second!!!!! LOL!
yep your own personal stalker
well the hell are all your biotches...man!
Biotch #2 present and accounted for. Wait! Your real name isn't Otin! Oh and there is no question about it. I'm looking for a 12 step program. You nailed it when you said "5 hours online and bitch about how you can't get anything done". *sigh*
Yo SMB- I am feeling that one too and also number 11...as I sit here answering you on otin's blog :-)
I still haven't become addicted to blogger. I'm slowly adapting to this whole new world. :P
But addict or no addict I never get anything done! LOL!
You will be an addict!
I am seeing Darsden in 3D LOL!
dude that is even scarier than your last story ;-0
I think I'm 4 and 11...too sad Ha
oh, I have about 20 more in other posts, I'm sure that you probably have some more!
Busted! I was going to ask if you knew of any 12-step programs for this blogging addiction then I remembered that I don't care!
Well, I'm not 43 yet...
It seems like I said that not too long ago!
Well, I'm not a man...
yeah the age is the only one i get by on...lol.
I may fall into this category.
If you hear Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville" and you immediately think of THE MOST ROCKIN' BLOG IN THE ENTIRE EFFING UNIVERSE . . .
You might be a blogger.
LOVE this post. So true and unlike the others, I can say I'm 43...
Haha . .I am so addicted. Blogging is like crack for the soul and none of the side effects! Who's she callin' biotch . .it's biatch!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah..
Where do I sign up for the support group?
LOVED this post. When you said Peach Tart... all I could think of was penis cake..
weird
We are the support group!!!LOL! And don't remind me about the broken penis! LOL!
Nope, that made sense! I had the size too big in the code (it was at 300, I just took it down to 120). I think it works, I just tried it with my own blog...DUH!
I'm in complete denial. I'm not addicted to this crap at all. It doesn't matter that I'm up at nealy 4 am commenting on this freakin' page. That's just menopause. And no, I'm not 43. On August 8th I'll turn 50. Yes, I'm a Leo. That's right, a Leo. So everyone, move the hell over, I need room for my hair.
What?! You know you love me! Oh and I just responded to your comment on my blog, so haul your ass on over there and take a peek because I didn't write it for myself. Oh, and by the way, this comment page and all your friends is/are a hoot. I'm laughing and I'm not even technically awake yet.
Have a wonderful Saturday my beautiful Italian stud, I mean friend.
XO
I started reading along and shaking my head knowing I am so a blog addict. I looked for a 12 step group in Atlanta but the closest one is in Boston. Then I saw the shout out to my blog. Thank you. I have started having people call me Peach. She's my alter-ego bad girl.
Haha! Great stuff!
We don't need no steekin' 12 step programs. Programs is for quitters!
Haha! I loved these!
Hahahaa Otin, these are awesome! I'm not yet 43, nor am I a man, but people do refer to me via my nickname, not to mention the fact that housework/chores always take second place to spending time in Bloggeritaville :D
#6 and #10 are so me.
Your real name isn't Otin?? ; -)
Oh man. . . I didn't make the top 10 in the comment section!!!! Geez Louise!!! I slept in from reading posts too late. . . but not to worry, I am not an ADDICT!
Oh great the music started out with "Brown Eyed Girl" and now playing "Sweet Leaf"(awesome! and a pick on mine...somewhere).
1.No( I'm only 41 )
2.No, my nickname was in use before I even got a PC!
3.No, I got that from the Navy...!
4.HA! Not! I can still multi-task..HELP!
5.Okay...maybe...LOL!
6.Hmmm...which could be a good thing, wot?
7.Not yet( heh, heh )
8.Er....
9.Nope.
10.I was gonna say "yes" to this one, but got used to time zone changes at an early age...
11.I work 3rd shift, so I start early in the morn'..does that count?
Leaving on Aerosmith's "Dream On"; ya got some great picks here, otin! Will check out the other, later on :)
Did you come up with these yourself? Do you not have to work like the rest of us? Too much free time . . . I don't have any cuteness on my blog today, so feel free to send something mean my way. Oh, I might put up some cats later, so if you can get past the fatness of that, just pull out the smart-assness.
Yes, my B and the fluffy mouse are "Medorable." Me, not so much. Still trying to digest swiss cheese on a stick - it's not pretty.
LOL! Yep, I can totally relate to quite a few of those... :)
Every single one of those stupid things applies to me too. Except for the working part. ;)
Don't even try to pretend that Otin's not your real name.
Very Good!!! LOL
I definitely would prefer Blogher over a family reunion any day!!!!!!!!!!! HELL I WOULD PREFER THE DENTIST OVER A FAMILY REUNION!! Not a fair comparison.
Oh, so sad and true!
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