Time for Rhyming Wednesday once again! I got sick of looking for photos for wordless Wednesday, plus I have too much to say. I noticed that there were a lot of poets in the blog world, so I thought that I would try to round them up. There are no rules, your poem does not need to rhyme, or be a certain style, I am still waiting for some dirty limericks! You can use someone else's poem, but should credit the author!
O.K. here is mine this week:
Yes I hear your stereo
And the thumping of your bass
As my coffee cup is vibrating
and my teeth move out of place
I see your shiny rims
Glistening from afar
As you be bop at the light
In your thousand dollar car
I watch you as you cruise
Like you are lounging on a cot
And your elevated chassis
Makes you feel so hot
When I was just a teen
I liked my anthems loud
But the quality of the music
Is what made me feel so proud
I can not comprehend
The attraction to a sound
whose only seeming purpose
Is to cause one's head to pound
But to each his own
I'm sure that I'll survive
I just really wish
that they'd learn to fucking drive!
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36 comments:
CRANKY OLD MAN!! You just don't get it pops. Put some more denture adhesive on your partial.
Hey... you crank loud music on your blog!!! Johnny Cash is just not good. I still love you anyway.
This guy was next to me at the traffic light a few stops ago. Funny (and true), OT man.
Hey, I DO want to see your handwriting. I want to say WTF. Post it up!
Hey hey, maybe someday we can do WTF Wednesday.
HA! Now I want to put some hydrolics on my man-van.
otin, I hear ya( well just barely )and share your pain. In the next town over, one of the beat cops will cite their arse if he hears it. Sirens are one thing. I can deal with that( most times )and they serve a purpose. That's LEGAL noise pollution!
And I'll have mine up in a bit, as I've falling behind and I'm trying to catch up.
Ok, ok, ok - I'll turn it down grumps!
I too sometimes wonder what the heck they are listening to. And I hate it, cause then I cannot hear the oldies on my radio. But it is even worse if you are trying to carry on a conversation with someone. I just so want to roll down my window and yell "A**hole", but it would be useless since they could not hear me. And who knows if they are gang members and would just as soon shoot you as to look at you. It is nice that the police give tickets for this. Although as I get older, I might need to turn my stereo up that loud just so I can hear it. Just kidding.
Anyway I like your poem and mine is now posted.
God bless.
The key word is "Music"! They sell cd's of just bass lines!
You live in my neighborhood? Who knew? Or as Michel would say, it was unknowable.
otin, Mrsupole and others; there is a test device the police are using in select towns( meaning any department that has the budget to get these things ), that interferes with yon boom-box-car problem. It's aimed directly at the car and causes a static interuption on the radio/CD player. Makes me wonder how many mooks have been rear-ended because the ycouldn't hear the sirens, of an emergency vehicle.
Of course, not everyone has a K.I.T.T. car with a microwave jammer but....
lol. your hydrolics, yeah cool but seriously who you trying to impress? feel your pain. whats a little more disturbing is i wonder what the next gen will do to make them complain...
In the day, none of that loud music. We mainly concentrated on - if the van's rocking don't bother knocking"
New knowledge of the day: Otin has fake teeth.
I hate how they lie down to drive. What's with that? My husband does that too but in his case, it's because he needs room for his bell-ay!!!
I always blast music in my car when I am alone - I can't do it at home (autistic child) or at work (obviously). And I usually have something along the lines of Nine Inch Nails or Ratt in the CD player. The obnoxious rap music doesn't do it for me, though, but I do like Snoop and Eminem.
lol Very funny! It kind of bothers me when someone has super loud music on in the car. I mean, I definitely turn up a good song.. but not loud enough for the whole freaking neighborhood to hear. There's a point in which it becomes stupid.
And with some of the language in the songs nowadays? Not for the ears of everyone.
Hey.... just popped over here from RxBambi, love the poem and agree with Ronda...blogland needs a WTF Wednesday!! and you're probably just the person to do it!!!
Ooooooh, I LOVE Heart and Barracuda! Damn, we were playing this the ENTIRE road trip to Hilton Head in college. On cassette tape, of course.
hahahaha. i think that was my husband you were talking about :)
Well done. It's one thing when it's "Stairway to Heaven" or "Freebird" blasting through the speakers, but this ungodly BOOMPA BOOMP BOOMP BOOMPA is just absurd.
hahahaha!I JUST LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!Really good!Going to write some lines too just because it's rhyming weds,I'll try,wait..in a minute!:D
Reminds me of the lyrics to "Whistling past the Graveyard".
I love, love LOVE it, Otin! And ironically, 'We Will Rock You' was playing on your music player... :)
You da man, Otin! My all time, favorite rage...mine I mean. My entire metabolism changes when they go by. I become a raging, old codger, maniac...all middle fingers, frothing at the mouth, screaming "kill the bastards...kill the bastards". To no avail...thus far.
short of putting these suckers
in the slammmer,
or beating them with
a hammer
we all need a high fequency
microwave jammer
Thanks for the suggestion subtrop77.
This poem made me chuckle and the hubby asked what made me laugh and I read it to him and he laughed too. Yeah, so many times a car comes beside me at a stop light and their music is so loud I can't hear my own music inside my own car, so I roll up the windows and can still hear theirs but at least I can hear mine. Little snits. They think they own the whole road!!
Excellent!!!! And ain't that it? Don't we all wish they could spend an extra semester in Driver's ED, these days?
is this post about me?
I bet for a price you can get a cop jammer on ebay. I got a cell phone jammer but it was a cheapo that only blocks verizon signals. Still fun at the movie theater to pop it on. Hee hee!!!
I hope that when I get a car I'll be able to blast my music! :P
Not really, when things like those happen I usually tend to roll my eyes at whoever is doing that. haha
Especially when guys do that, they think they're all that but most of them that do that are ugly. :P
hey Otin, check my pulse, will ya?
Damn I think I died or something.
Let's hope I don't wake up in rhyme hell! LOL
I'm just too pooped to pop out a rhyme this time. WTF Wednesdays sounds good...LOL
I drive around blasting all kinds of things. Lately it's bee "And We Danced" by The Hooters. Do you approve?
LOL dude I didn't know that was you..
turn your hearing aid down
when your prowling around
then you wont hear my rap
as I drive around town ;-)
Hahahaha! I love it! And yeah I crank my tunes, but I turn it down when I'm at a stoplight ;)
Key word is "Tunes"!
where the hell is my name on that list>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sure don't see it
I like that poem! Good job. Yeah. It's usually crazy, weird stuff that is being played loud. Maybe they are trying hard to understand the lyrics!
not.
"Thousand dollar car" HA! Hysterical.
Great job with the poem. I totally agree with you about the music too.
I LOVED this, Otin!
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