Things I Wish I Could Do On Monday!

I wish I could just stay home and blog all day

Maybe take a long nap!
I could listen to some music
Or, I could just have a beer and watch some sports!
No matter what you do, have a good Monday!!!!

The Lazy Ass Award

I have seen so many awards around blog land that I decided to make one up myself! This is the Lazy Ass Blogger award! I don't say shit! I don't tag anyone! All you have to do is comment on the damned thing and the award is all yours! Take it, post it, delete it, do what ever the hell makes you feel good. Boy this one was easy! LMAO!!!!

Six unimportant things!

Gaston Studios tagged me with the six unimportant things that make me happy thingy, so in a tribute to Michel, my favorite little ray of sunshine (LOL), I am going to switch this thing up, being that I just did this not to long ago, and I am going to list 6 unimportant things that get me pissed! Here they are:

1). for the 100th time! I hate pumping my own gas! Maybe I am spoiled, but it is a royal pain in the ass! It is so much easier to roll down your window and say fill it up!
2).People that are too lazy to walk 50 ft to get the propper tool! I see guys trying to use a coin to loosen a screw because they don't want to go get the screwdriver!
3).When you order something without Guacomole, and it comes out with a big pile of that green shit on it anyway!
4). Linking Things!
5). Hiccups! I get enraged when I get them, I think it is a control thing!
6). CSI that show is so over the top annoying to me! Especialy the Miami one!

Now I will tag 6 other people to list the unimportant things that drive them crazy!

Hit 40
O
Rx Bambi
Stacy
Jaime
Midtown Girl

Take your time, don't rush on my account LOL!

Aloha Friday #12

I always look forward to Aloha Friday because I love reading peoples answers to my question! In Hawaii, they take it easy on Friday, that is why we all take it easy blogging. For more on this, check out An Island Life. So, my question for this week is:

WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF A HERO?

I am leaving my opinion for later!

Theme Thursday (Suitcase)

My Mother came out of the bedroom, crying hysterically,shouting obscenities at the man that she loved, the only man that she had ever loved, the Father of her two children, My father called for me to come into the room, and I, being all of 5 years old, didn't know if I was in trouble, or if I had caused Mom to fall to pieces. I slowly made my way into the room, with that nervous walk that children do when they think a spanking is coming. My Father was not visible at first, only an open SUITCASE was lying there on the bed. He emerged a few seconds later from the closet with a handful of clothes, and threw them into the suitcase. He picked me up and sat me on the bed and said,"I know that you will not understand this now, but one day, when you are older, you will understand that this is better for all of us, it is not healthy for us to live unhappily, always fighting and arguing. There is nothing in this world that means more to me than You and David, but I cannot stay here anymore"! My Father proceeded to hug me and then he folded up his SUITCASE and dissappeared into the blackness of the night. My mother, sobbing, grabbed onto me and cried. I looked at her and asked,"Mommy, who is going to help me fly my kite"? It was a rough time,but, in the end, it was probably for the best, over the years, I have come to realize that My parents were never really compatible, and I met alot of people that I would have never known!

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Thursday Thirteen

Not everyone watches porn films, but you have to laugh at some of the titles! Here are some of the funnier ones!

1).Shaving Ryan's Privates
2).White Men Can't Hump
3).Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
4).Missionary: Impossible
5).Dawson's Crack
6).Star Trek- Deep throat Nine
7).Lost in Penetration
8).The Sperminator
9).Schindler's Fist
10).Riding Miss Daisy
11).Good Will Humping
12).When Harry Ate Sally
13).I know who you did last summer

LOL! Have a good day!

Semi Wordless Wednesday- New Jersey

Patterson Falls, not far from NYC
Sparta NJ, close to where I grew up


Where I used to ski, Vernon NJ

Jersey Shore, spent 8th and 9th grade in Point Pleasant NJ
Lake near where I grew up
Highest point in NJ

See, not all garbage and shit!

Random Tuesday Thoughts #7

Everything turns into a major job! Having people over for a cookout, you need spend half a day cleaning and preparing, and in the process of cleaning, you end up finding things that need to be fixed or replaced, and the list just keeps growing, by the time that I am done, I am wanting to paint and landscape! Yesterday, I spent alot of time thinking about families that never were, wondering how many young guys that gave their lives, would have ended up as dads, grandpas, or great grandpas. They are voting on a law here to allow schools to open as early as August 8th, as a child, I could not imagine going to school in early August! I have noticed that the women in blogland outnumber the men by about 10 to 1, is that a bad thing? I think not:)! Seems to me that employers are starting to use the economy as an excuse to get people to go above and beyond their job descriptions. I hate it when they say"We gotta do what we gotta do". I just drank 5 coronas, I am not much of a drinker, I like certain beers, but alcohol just makes me feel shitty, I guess that is why I stopped at 5! I think I need a prescription for some medical Marijuana to get rid of my headache. Republicans are a funny lot, they are anti abortion, but they favor, the death penalty, assault weapons, and global aggression! Did I miss something there? My nephew graduates in three weeks, and I still don't know if I am going to Jersey yet. I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Jesus is the Answer". What was the question? I thought I was playing vehicular Jeapordy. How long is Vanna White going to be the letter turner on Wheel of Fortune? I would hate to see her have to use a scooter to get from letter to letter. Thank goodness all of the men on Gilligans Island were asexual pacifists, or Mary Ann and Ginger would have been very busy ladies!

JOKE:

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door."What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked."I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied."Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law."This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied."Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law."But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy, and he makes me happy. I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute."Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door."What are you doing?" he asked."This is my love dress," the mother-in-law replied."Maybe you should iron it first," he said

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Memorial day Tribute

I don't want any comments, just go HERE, nothing could improve on this post! Comment there, not here!

More Boatin" Otin!

Yes, thats me....
No, this is not me, I couldn't ride that damned board to save my life, it is my friend, Dan.....
And this was Dan 30 seconds later! That friggin" hurt!
This is more my speed! If only I could take my laptop with me!




Marathoner81, the water is already pretty warm!!!

VGNO (Virtual Guys night out!)

These damn women have all the virtual fun so I think we need a guys night out!
First we need some tunes..... Then we need some drink.....

Of course, we need some grub.....
Topped off with some top notch entertainment...




I was reading Stacy's random thoughts and read about The virtual girls night out, so I thought I needed to even it up LOL! Being that mostly women are going to read this, maybe you should check her VGNO!

Aloha Friday #11

Well, it's Friday again, and that means it's Aloha Friday time! In Hawaii, they take it easy on Friday, so in their honor, we will take it easy on blogging by just asking a simple Question. For more details, visit An Island Life.

Here is my Question:



WHICH REALITY SHOW WOULD YOU BE BEST SUITED TO WIN ON?



I think that I would do best on Big Brother, Survivor is my favorite, but I don't think that I could always hide my frustrations!

Theme Thursday- Vacation

My sister lives in Seattle, and I was talking to her the other day about how the rain and cloudy skies can lead to depression, which got me thinking about Kurt Cobain. This is how I think he may have done a theme thursday about vacation:

I need a long vacation
Far away from my life
I'd settle for sedation
to put a damper on my strife

I would love a holiday
to free me from my mind
Just a simple get away
a retreat from all mankind

Maybe crawl within a bottle
and drink away my tears
my life is at full throttle
it has been that way for years

Maybe I need drugs
to put a smile on my face
or maybe just a hug
would take me to that place

Perhaps I'll take syringes
and stick them in my vein
going on a binge
will take away my pain

then when it is dark
and I cannot find the sun
when I have lost my spark
That is when I'll get my gun

Then all that I will be
is the dust of my cremation
For I know not what I'll see
upon this permanent vacation

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Wordless Wednesday

I wish these were pictures of my fishing trips(Just wishful thinking)