Sunday, August 30, 2009

Grand Slam ( a Mango Girl- Otin Tale)


Mango Girl came to me with an idea about a story, she is very creative! The premise was right up my alley! She has been busy with her island story, which you should be reading! (IF YOU READ HER ISLAND STORY MAKE SURE THAT YOU READ IT FROM THE BEGINNING!). Anyway, here is a Mango Girl-Otin collaboration:

Cooper Ty Lawson! Just the name alone sounded like baseball. Cooper’s Dad, Jim, was a minor league outfielder who’s dreams of making it big were never realized. He spent six years in the Braves organization, just trying to make it to the big show, which is what the players called it when they got called up to the main team. All he ever wanted was to have one at bat in the major leagues, but he just never got the chance. He was a mediocre ball player, at best.

Along the way, Jim had met Cynthia Potter, a waitress at a local bar, near his Georgia home. They fell in love, or at least what twenty somethings thought was love. Cynthia became pregnant, and their families pushed them to marry. Seven Months after they took their vows, a healthy baby boy arrived. Jim named him. Cynthia had very little input, and really did not want to fight over a name. Cooper was his first name, because Jim had said that one day when his son reached the hall of fame, and was inducted into Cooperstown, that people might say that the hall of fame was named for him. His middle name was taken from Jim’s hero, Ty Cobb, A rough, racist , ball player, also known as the “Georgia Peach”.

Up until the time that Cooper was about seven, his Dad did nothing but fill his head with dreams of being a ballplayer. He worked with Cooper endlessly. After the age of seven, the talk became less, and the workouts became uninspired. Something had gone wrong. Jim had started drinking, staying out late, and leaving Cynthia and Cooper alone on many evenings. He began staying out all night, and coming home smelling of perfume and cigarettes. Cynthia was devastated.

Cooper took a backseat to his Dad’s lifestyle. Jim had almost become his imaginary playmate. Cynthia began to take up the slack, donning a mitt, and playing catch with her son. She was not very capable at first, but with a little practice, she and Cooper were doing pretty good. Jim and Cynthia divorced the following year. It was a very messy break up. Cynthia even reverted back to her maiden name.

Cooper started little league, and immediately, Every one could see that he was a good ball player.
He went on to the Babe Ruth League, with the same enthusiasm that he had demonstrated in little league, and eventually to the high school team, where he became very popular. He had turned into a great pitcher, and had become the team’s ace. He was a decent hitter, but never really tried to hit for power , he always tried to get on base any way he could .

All of this time, Jim had fallen into the grips of alcohol and womanizing, to the point where he became uninterested in his son’s day to day life. He came to one game, and was so drunk that he passed out in the bleachers. It was Cynthia who became Cooper’s rock. She encouraged him, she went to every game, and always cheered him on.

Cooper had always wanted to hit a home run for her. He was not really a power hitter, but it was a goal of his to have his mother see him hit one. He doubted that he could ever drive one out onto the freeway, like a few kids had done in past years, but on any given day, he thought that he could hit one for her. The field was a high school field, but it had a bigger feel to it, especially the way it was sandwiched between an interstate exit and a main boulevard leading into town. Sometimes the traffic beyond the outfield fence was distracting to the hitters, that is what you had to deal with when you lived in an urban area.

It was 5pm on Thursday evening when Cynthia looked at her watch. Cooper had a game that started in an hour, and she had just enough time to get there. Work had kept her late, and she was really upset by it. She had never missed a single one of her son’s games and had only been late to one. She hurried off to her car. She had left the top down, it had been so hot and dry lately that she rarely put it up. She hopped in and sped off toward the ball park, getting on the freeway at the first on ramp. Of course, getting anywhere at five O’clock on a Thursday night in an urban area was easier said than done. It was going to be close, and Cynthia hated being late for anything, especially if it involved Cooper. He had told her that today was going to be the day that he hit the long ball. It was his goal, even though he was a fantastic pitcher.

Cynthia drove as fast as she could, weaving through the interstate traffic, cursing at every idiot who was going slower than the speed limit. People just seemed to meander when they had every opportunity to make forward progress. The traffic became heavier and Cynthia started to become more annoyed, feeling like it was the peoples lack of driving skills that was causing the congestion. Her tapping on the wheel to the beat of the music started to become a more impatient pounding of frustration. As she made forward progress, Cynthia thought about Cooper, and how he has had to struggle with so much crap in his life, especially with the relationships that had been destroyed. Through it all, he had always maintained his desire to be a pro ball player. She thought about the Johnny Cash song, “A Boy Named Sue”, and how the name “Sue”, had helped the songs main character grow up tough. She wondered if Cooper’s baseball name had given him the drive to be a ball player? Traffic was now stop and go and Cynthia was wondering how a road with six lanes and no traffic lights could come to a dead stop! She was pissed, especially because she was now in view of her exit and the stadium, all within a half of a mile.

Cooper was due up sixth. The game had started and he had struck out the side in the top of the inning. From the mound, he could see that his Mom was not in the stands, it worried him, but he put it out of his head and had mowed down the opposing teams best hitters. Now, as he sat in the dug out, he really began to wonder why his Mom wasn’t there? He knew that his Dad would never show up to a game, but his Mother never missed them. He thought about their divorce and how it had really scarred him. He wished that he could have grown up in a normal household. All of the time that he was growing up, he was jealous of his friends whose parents were together. It was a shame that in the midst of a baseball game that this is what was on his mind.

The first batter had grounded out. Cooper, still seeing no sign of his mother, hoped that his own team would go down one, two , three, in order to buy his Mother a few more minutes before he would bat. He just had a feeling that today was going to be the day! He knew that Mom would bring her video camera, she always did.

The next two batters hit singles. The cleanup man hit a weak infield grounder, but the opposing pitcher muffed the play and now the bases were loaded with one out. Cooper was going to bat in this inning, barring a double play. He wondered about his Mom?

Cynthia Potter was furious! She had gotten to the exit and was sitting on the ramp, actually staring at the field through the left field fence. There was a wreck at the bottom of the ramp, that was the reason for the back up. She was here, that is what she told herself. She could see the players so well that she could see the numbers on their backs, so close to the field that she could see that Cooper’s team was batting, and that #24 was at the plate, meaning that Cooper would be up next. She grabbed her video camera and pointed it toward the field, zooming in as much as she could.

Number 24 had struck out and Cooper was due up. He strolled to the plate with two outs and the bases loaded. He scanned the stands one more time, looking for his Mother, but still did not see her. He dug in and took the first pitch. It was a fastball, right down the middle, it was a perfect strike. The pitcher wound up and dealt the next pitch, this one was low and away, ball one. He stepped out of the batter’s box to regain his concentration. This pitcher threw very hard. The next pitch was a curveball, way inside, ball two. The next pitch was another curve, and Cooper swung hard at it, but fouled it off. He was not a great curve ball hitter, obviously the other team knew that. The count was two balls and two strikes. The next pitch was another curve ball, just missing the strike zone. The count was now three balls and two strikes, the bases were loaded, and there were two outs. Very definitely a pressure situation. Cooper knew that the pitcher had to throw a fastball, it was to risky a situation to throw the curve. The pitch was delivered and Cooper swung with all of his might, almost coming out of his cleats!

Cynthia saw the swing through her viewfinder and she saw the ball leave the bat, and she saw everyone in the bleachers rise to there feet! She saw Cooper toss the bat toward the dug out and start to take a leisurely trot toward first base. What she did not see is where the ball had gone.

Cooper had never hit a ball so hard in his life, it was a towering, mammoth shot to left field. He had never hit or seen a hit go that far into the stratosphere, he was elated. He began to trot to first, scanning the stands once again looking for his Mother, he hoped that she had caught it on camera.

Cynthia had a rush of emotions at the moment of his contact with the ball, she thought about Cooper’s dreams and aspirations, about how she knew that he would succeed in life and one day stand on the Hall of fame steps. She was filled with pride. She saw everything from the hit, to his bright future, still, the only thing she had not seen is where the ball had gone.

Whaccck!!! The baseball hit Cynthia in the forehead, knocking the camera from her grasp and shattering her skull, driving bone fragments into her brain. She died instantly.

Cooper rounded the bases, never feeling so good as he did at that moment! He wondered where his Mom was, but then realized that it was ok that she was not there, surely someone had caught his hit on video. She could see it later. He knew that she would have a good reason to miss it. He stomped on home plate, as his teammates came out to greet him. H e wondered about Cynthia one more time and then noticed a crowd gathering out past left field. He thought that they must be looking for his baseball, after all it was probably one of the longest home runs ever hit out of that park. Life was great for him at that moment.

Cynthia Potter was dead at the age of 44, Cooper Ty Lawson’s journey into history had just begun.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Award season!

Awards Awards Awards!!!! I love and hate them at the same time! I love the fact that someone thinks highly of me, but at the same time, I hate the fact that I have to single people out. You know that I love all of the bloggers that I follow and all of those that follow me, even if I don't read every post. It is getting harder and harder to keep up. I am going to list the awards but I am not going to link or explain them!(Yes, I am cheating!!!)

First there is Jane Gaston, she lives 19 miles from me and I have still not met her, shame on me!


Thank you Jane!


This from my friend RxBambi
This is the I suck but you don't award!

Thanks Bambi!
This one is from Goose!

Thank you goose!


This one is from Raven!

Thank you Raven!


An Open Heart gave me this one!

Thank you "An Open Heart!"

Skye, at a weekly injection of chuckles gave me the Superior Scribbler award!


Thank you, Skye!

One day I will reach over and pluck these out and link some people, when I have some time!

Please, if I forgot anyone, please let me know!

Oh yea, Hit40 gave me this....

She never gives me anything but shit! LOL!

You know what makes me happy....?

Every one seemed to want a happy version, so here goes......

1). It makes me happy when some woman says to me, "What a Dick"!! and she IS talking about my anatomy!

2). I am happy when I get the perfect tasting cup of coffee. I am very picky about my cream and sugar mix! Dunkin Donuts seems to have the best.

3). I am happy when Darsden is not 85% of my comment total! haha.

4). It makes me happy that it is Saturday morning and I am writing a post, instead of checking the oil in a piece of construction equipment.

5). I am happy when I am driving and I seem to be the only car on the road.

6). I am happy when I am fishing and I hook something that seems to big for the rod and reel that I am using.


7). I love it when we have a drought. With my job, rain is a curse word, plus I hate lawn maintenance. No rain equals slow growth!

8).I am happy when health concerns turn out to be absolutely nothing.



9). It makes me happy to see other people's blogs getting a lot of traffic.

10). I am happy to call all of you my friends!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

You Know what's sad........?

I think that Rx Bambi is going to have a few sad things also, check hers out!!

1).It is sad when a woman looks at me and says “What a dick”! and she is not talking about any part of my anatomy!

2). It is sad when some asshole has to kill other people before committing suicide

3). It is sad that some restaurants have to use clowns or mascots to sell their crappy food.

4).It is sad that employers are trying to do the same amount of work with ½ the number of employees, using the poor economy as an excuse.

5).It is sad that my entertainment bills are more expensive than my utility bills!

6).It is sad that I would rather blog on a Saturday night , than go to a party.

7).It is sad that when you are polite and hold the door for someone, that you end up being the doorman for 30 people!

8).It is sad that two people who love each other may not be allowed to get married, but two people who don't like each other possibly could.

9).It is sad that the only subject that did not interest me in school (Geometry), is the one that I need to use the most!

10).It is sad that our tax dollars fund an agency that checks to make sure that we pay our tax dollars!

What do you think is sad?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Theme Thursday (LIMO)

HIDE OUT


The LIMO arrived and Jason looked back at his house one more time, wondering if he would ever return there again. He had been selected for an adventure that some people would die to go on, but many others would not have accepted . He stepped into the LIMO, while neighbors looked on, and then it sped away, on a 2 hour drive to the Kennedy Space center.
Upon arrival at the Space center, Jason saw that there were 19 other LIMOS, parked in a line in front of the entrance. He got out and was escorted to a room, where the other 19 people waited. They were about his age, all athletic in appearance, all seemingly nervous. He was handed a pamphlet, and upon opening it, he saw each person’s photo with a short biography. They were all single, all professionals, including doctors , engineers, and scientists. He felt out of place, being a construction foreman.
He had received a form in the mail a few months earlier, saying that NASA was looking for volunteers to spend one year aboard the international space station. He filled out the form and sent it in, figuring that he would never be considered, but to his amazement, he had gotten a response within a week. It said that he was chosen and that he would have to spend 2 months in training and would be lifting off in the month of September. So, now, on July 1st, Jason sat in a room with 19 strangers , waiting for the next step. He was getting excited.
The two months went quickly and the 20 people really bonded. He had met a woman named Cheryl, who he really found to be quite attractive, but there was no liberty during their training, and he could not explore anything more than being friendly. He had been bruised and battered and nearly drowned, but he had come through it ok, and now, in early September, it was launch time.
They were led to the shuttle, which had been modified to act almost like an airplane, with rows of sturdy seats. It was the 20 of them and a 4 man flight crew. People gathered around the launch like they had not done in years! Civilians in space had not been tried since the Challenger disaster, it was big news. The launch went off like clockwork and their training had paid off, no one got sick, well, seriously, anyway, and the ride to the space station was mesmerizing.
They entered the station, it was not very nice, at least that is what Jason thought. It had a very hospital type feel to it. Spending a year here was going to be tough. They were led to rooms and were assigned sleeping areas, it was cramped for 20 people. He wondered if this was some sort of experiment to test people’s sanity? After putting their personal belongings in their living space, The flight crew escorted them to a small conference room, where a monitor had been set up. A face appeared on the monitor, it was The President! How cool was that? Thought Jason. The president spoke:

“ Welcome to your new home for the next year, or as long as it takes. A strain of a Super Ebola Virus has been found in 4 different countries, including a town in the United States, and according to all computer models, the entire world population will be infected within 7 months. There is no cure or way to stop it! Ebola is 100% fatal. No one has survived this strain, it is an airborne virus, and even the tightest isolation efforts have failed. The computers also say that if the world population is eliminated, that the virus will lose it’s host and die out. We have automated your return, and your pilots know the drill. Some government officials and scientists are going to try to survive in a controlled environment. You will be fed news channels and government updates as long as they are available. Keep us in your prayers, and God bless.”

Jason was in shock! He looked around the room and saw the dropped jaws and saw the tears of the people who were obviously thinking about their family members. Now he knew why they were all single, and childless, and such a variety of knowledge was required. This was crazy!
The time went slow, each day listening to the news updates. Whole towns were dying, and dead bodies were littering the streets. Then the news reports became sporadic, and the government updates disappeared. Jason had gotten very close to Cheryl, and often found himself in her caring arms. Three months had passed and there were no more news updates, they were now alone, it was very scary. Jason remembered seeing re runs of “The Twilight Zone”, and felt like he had been dropped right into the middle of an episode.
A year passed and the flight crew decided that 8 months without contact was enough. They Decided that they should stick with the one year schedule. Jason and Cheryl had become intimate and Cheryl had become pregnant, he could not wait to get back home, even though he knew it would be like a war zone. He had spent enough time in space. He was actually looking forward to his new adventure. They could find an island, or live anywhere that they wanted, it was really a bizarre new life ahead of them!
The shuttle landed perfectly at the Johnson space center in Texas, and the 24 people all exited the craft and hugged and cried. They knew that the fate of mankind was in their hands. That is when a car drove up, it was a LIMO. A man got out of the car and yelled, “Welcome Home! Thank God I am not alone anymore!”
Cheryl, who was a doctor asked him, “Didn’t you get sick”?
“Yea,” he replied , “But I didn’t die, I felt like I was going to, it was pretty bad”!
Cheryl looked at Jason and started to tear up, she knew that they were doomed. Even though the man had fought the virus off, his body was still a host, a way that nature found to preserve her lethal killer! You cannot run from Mother Nature, if she is going to get you, there is no place that you can hide!

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Rhyming Wednesday and a photo to boot!

First, before I get to the Rhyming Wednesday, I need to share this! Tera, at Olive Hue Designs, is a blog that I recently started visiting.

In visiting her site, I saw some of the drawings that she did and I left a comment saying that she could do a picture of me! She enthusiastically took up the challenge of trying to make me look decent! LOL! I sent her this picture: (Yes it was a hot day!)hehe

And this is what I got back...

How FREAKIN' cool is that!!!!!!!!??!!!

Rhyming Wednesday


Time for Rhyming Wednesday once again! I got sick of looking for photos for wordless Wednesday, plus I have too much to say. I noticed that there were a lot of poets in the blog world, so I thought that I would try to round them up. There are no rules, your poem does not need to rhyme, or be a certain style, I am still waiting for some dirty limericks! You can use someone else's poem, but should credit the author!
O.K. here is mine this week:

My Mother fed and clothed us,
My Dad left us alone,
The important things in life,
We discovered on our own.

We were never well supported,
in the interests that we had,
Be it little league or football,
It was really kind of sad.

My Mother instilled fear,
Into everything we did,
When you worry about death,
It is hard to be a kid.

My Father spent our childhood,
Putting down our Mother,
His seeming lack of character,
Led from one wife to another.

It's funny how we reflect,
The way that we were raised,
There was no neglect,
But we were seldom praised.

So, if you want your children,
To never feel this way,
Always show some interest,
In what they have to say.

I am very caring,
This I have been told,
But my feelings toward my parents,
Run a little cold.

I don't harbor grudges,
we were clothed and fed,
I just need some therapy,
For the shit that's in my head!

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Friday, August 21, 2009

Feelin Old

I was contemplating my favorite song of all time, because I am a very music loving guy, and I do things like that, and it got me thinking about my age. I am 43 years old, although I think like an immature 17 year old, but then doesn't every man? I grew up with a TV that you had to get up and turn a knob to change the channel, it was more exercise channel surfing then.

We had a telephone that had a dial on it, there was no call waiting, or redial, a busy signal was much more annoying back then!


We had no microwave, we did our popcorn in a pot with oil, shaking it on the burner. There were no video games, until I was about 10 and then Pong came along!


We could play our music on record players, until the needle wore out, or the album skipped.


We had no computer, or internet, we emailed with pen and paper, blogging was called a diary. A CB radio was our form of communication.

There were no cell phones, no VCR's, no Cable, no air conditioning in our cars, no CNN, or Weather Channel, Newspapers were the only information source. MTV was along way off!

So what was my all time favorite song?


GOD, it was great back then!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

You Know what's sad........?

1). It is sad that with all of the unsolved crimes and all of the missing children, that our tax money goes to paying police officers to sit in the bushes and watch to see how fast I am driving!

2). It is sad that some people will be remembered forever for writing a song, and the poor guy that sits and tries to find cures for diseases will never be remembered.

3). It is sad that quite a few 80's hair band members are balding!

4). It is sad that bacon, eggs, pancakes, and sausage, don't promote cardiovascular health or cause weight loss.

5). I think that it is sad that we classify people as illegal immigrants, if you ask the Indians, we were all illegal.

6). It is sad that everything has to be a Right or Left political issue, what if we just looked at things for what they are and did not politicize everything.

7). It is sad when someone buys a car with 300 horsepower, and they drive so slow that I have to pass them in my work van.

8). I think that it is sad that The people at Starbucks put cream and sugar in my coffee and then do not stir it!

9). I think that it is sad that going to a movie costs what going to a ball game used to cost!

10). I think it is sad that up until about a month ago I thought that"html" was an abbreviation for Hot Mail!

What do you think is sad?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Theme Thursday (Shadow)

Shadow of The Morning Star
WARNING: NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH

Janice awoke in a dark room to an odor that smelled like a combination of mold and rotting trash. As her eyes adjusted, the darkness gave way to SHADOWS that danced across her field of vision. She was still dazed, and could not get her bearings, but ever so slowly, she was beginning to regain the ability to think clearly. She tried to move, but soon realized that her arms and legs were restrained, pulled tight in four different directions. She was not on a bed, it felt more like a table or even a work bench of some sort. Janice had finally regained all of her awareness, and began thinking clearly about the earlier part of the day.

She had left town in the mid morning hours, to meet a blogging friend who called herself “Morning star”. Morning Star was Janice’s first real blog friend, they had been corresponding for over a year. They both seemed to have a lot in common, and had become very close, bouncing each other’s daily domestic problems off of one another. Janice lived about four hours from interstate 95, in a little rural southern town, and Morning Star was from New Hampshire, so when Morning Star announced that she and her family were taking a road trip to Florida, the two women set up a meeting. Janice would just have to drive about 4 hours on some uninhabited back roads to get to the truck stop at exit 118.

The drive started out uneventful, Janice took her time, she did not have to meet her friend until 6pm, so she stopped at some country store and later at a little mall, in the only town that she had gone through. It was about 4:30, and the sun was starting to lean toward the west, causing the tall pines that lined the road, to cast dark SHADOWS over the road surface. It was in these shadows that Janice spotted a pick up truck off to the side of the road, door open, and a man sprawled out face first on the grassy shoulder, obviously in need of medical attention. She tried dialing 911, but found that she was out of range of any service area, and she had not passed another vehicle since the last little town, and that was more than 20 miles back. She pulled over and approached the man, he had obviously been struck on the head with something, there was a large bloodied area on the back of his scalp. She bent over to check his pulse, and that is when she felt someone grab her and put a cloth over her mouth and nose. That was all Janice remembered about the early part of her day, now she had to concentrate on her frightening reality.

She looked around and saw a door, she could tell that it led to another room, because there was a light on behind it. The SHADOWS that she had seen came from two small windows near the ceiling. Bushes rustling in the wind had been caught by the moonlight, creating an evil looking puppet show on the walls. Janice now knew that she was in a basement, some sort of modern dungeon.

The door opened, and light flooded the room. The place looked like a butcher shop, one that had never been cleaned. There were saws, knives, cleavers, and two large axes, along with various other snipping tools. A man now entered the room, he was very tall and was wearing what appeared to be a Shrek Halloween mask, it almost looked laughable, but the blood stains on his whit T shirt told a different story, one that Janice was not ready to listen to. Janice had been gagged tight, so after a few attempts at screaming, she just gave in to what ever was going to happen. The man opened a case and produced numerous syringes. He gave her a multitude of shots, the first one causing pain like she had never felt, with the others that followed hurting less and less. She was crying, blinding herself with tears, but she could not scream, no matter how hard she tried. Strange sensations started to take place, her extremities first tingled, but were now immobile and numb, she could not even pull at her restraints, she was completely paralyzed. At this point, The man untied her. She had been stripped naked, but had not even realized it until the moment that her shackles had been removed. She could not move, but she kept trying.
The big man reached under her and flipped her on her stomach, pushing her forward on the table until her eyes overhung the edge, allowing her to see the floor. Rats ran across her field of vision as if they were pets, there was dried blood, hair and small bones scattered on the floor. Janice was on the verge of passing out when the big man spoke. He said, “I am going to remove the gag, if you scream, I will kill you”! Janice had no choice but to comply. He removed the gag.

She had no idea what was happening, all she could do was listen to sounds that were being made and try to guess. She heard what sounded like knives being sharpened. It was after that, that she felt pressure on her right hand, but could not feel any pain, then she heard what sounded like a torch being lit, followed by an odor, that smelled similar to liver frying. She did feel something, maybe it was pain? She cringed. Looking down at the floor, a bowl was pushed into her vision, a bowl containing five fingers, including some of her favorite rings. The fingers of her right hand had been removed and placed in front of her so that she could watch the rats dine on her flesh. The rats invaded the bowl, and Janice vomited heavily, coating the rats with the remains of her lunch, as they ran away, fighting over the fresh morsels. The bowl was empty. She was hysterical, blubbering, she could not have screamed if she had wanted to. She felt something slide under her, and then she was once again facing the ceiling. She tried to see her hand, but could not lift her head or arms, obviously the monster had cut off her fingers and used a torch to cauterize her wounds. Janice tried to spit at him, but she could not muster the strength to get the saliva away from her own mouth, she knew that she was not going to make it. He gagged her once again, gave her more injections, and left the room. Janice just whimpered.

About an hour later, the door opened once again, and the man in the shrek mask returned. This time he led a woman into the room, she had a sack over her head, and her dress was bloodstained. He guided her to the table, and pulled off her mask. Oh My God! It was Morning Star, he had gotten her also, Morning Star looked shocked, she yelled, “Janice”!
Morning Star turned quickly, ripping the Shrek mask off of the big man, and hit him with a hard blow. “You Mother Fucker”! She screamed, “This bitch was mine, I told you not to touch her, it was my fucking turn to operate! This is my big surprise”?
Janice now recognized the Shrek man, it was Morning Star’s husband, Dogstar, who, according to her posts, was a surgeon.
Morning Star turned to Janice, smiling, and then said, “Janice, sweetie, imagine that this whole year, we only lived 100 miles apart. You are far to trusting.” Janice could do nothing but sob in disbelief. Morning Star picked up a large cleaver and kept talking. “I have been working on my next post about how you stood me up at the truck stop. I think that you are going to lose some followers.” The Cleaver came sweeping down, and Janice’s future disappeared into the SHADOWS of the rat infested basement. Can you ever really trust just anyone?

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Rhyming Wednesday #11

Rhyming Wednesday


Time for Rhyming Wednesday once again! I got sick of looking for photos for wordless Wednesday, plus I have too much to say. I noticed that there were a lot of poets in the blog world, so I thought that I would try to round them up. There are no rules, your poem does not need to rhyme, or be a certain style, I am still waiting for some dirty limericks! You can use someone else's poem, but should credit the author!
O.K. here is mine this week:

I am just a stargazer,
I stare into the night,
A pioneering trailblazer,
of worlds within my sight.

Hoping for a tiny view,
Of something never found,
A sight that's seen by few,
Or an eerie cosmic sound.

I have always been in awe,
Of gazing at the stars,
Just wondering what I saw,
Was it Venus, was it Mars?

It makes me feel so small,
When I look up to the sky,
Watching meteors fall,
With the moonlight in my eye.

It has always been a dream,
One I'd love to know,
To look at heaven's gleam,
And to see a U F O.


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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Ties that Bind

I have recently noticed that there are quite a few relatives and life long friends that are in our circle. For instance, Ad
is the daughter of Dizzblnd
Melanie D

is the sister of Captain Dumbass
Even Melanie D's son has a blog called MY LIFE AS A KID!!
Barb

is the sister of RxBambi
Medora

is(a sarcastic little witch who calls me retard and dork) a childhood friend of Hit 4o
Jersey McJones

is a friend of mine from my early high school years who is supposed to post stuff on my other blog and he never does, making my other blog pretty much stagnant!

Are there any more family ties around blogland? You never know?

Friday, August 14, 2009

Crabs and Questions

Since I am going crabbing tomorrow, and since I will not be around to post anything, and since I am OCD about routine and needing to blog every day, I am going to steal an idea from some people including those wonderful and lovely friends of mine, RxBambi and The Optimistic Pessimist, and let you ask me questions to answer. I am pretty sure that I am going to have my fill of the insane variety, but WTF do I care? Ask away and I will do my best to answer them this weekend! No multiple questions, one to a customer! I learned that from what OP went through. HA! I will probably answer them in the comment section .

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Some Things That I Learned This Week

1). That a kind thought and a few kind words can help someone get through very tough times.

2). That an atheist and a Pastor can be good friends


3). That the fictional words that you write may affect someone in a real way.

4). That some people have lived really amazing lives compared to mine.


5). That some Condescending people may not be so bad after all! LOL!

6). That Jaime is writing a hell of a vampire saga.

7). That the word "Cock" in the first line of a post will get you 15 extra comments!

8). That some people handle living with illness and affliction much better than I would.


9). That I may have to cut down on my blog reading, I am getting exhausted.

10). That I am not the only one who wants to lose weight!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Theme Thursday (Festival)

DEAR JOHN



Every year, to celebrate our Nation's birthday, we would have a big Fourth of July cookout, complete with Fireworks and a bonfire, it was the perfect Summer festival. Children ran and played, while parents cooked and drank, well mostly drank, it truly was a great time. At the end of the night, we would always set off fireworks, and later, go night swimming in the lake that was behind the house, while the adults passed out in any lawn chair or soft grassy area that they could get comfortable in. Every one always seemed to do the same thing year after year, especially my Uncle Jim. Jim was my Dad's older brother, a very quiet withdrawn man. I was afraid of him, actually, I very rarely approached the man. I always wondered why he even came to these get togethers? Uncle Jim was definitely a downer, not the party type. He always left before we set off the fireworks, never even saying goodbye. I asked my Dad about him, and what they were like when they were kids, and he would tell me stories about hell raising and good times, and how close that they were, it really puzzled me. One day I just asked him flat out,"Dad, why is Uncle Jim so grumpy, why does he even come to our party every year"?
My Dad looked at me and responded, " Johnny, son, that is something that you need to ask Uncle Jim, it is not my place to tell you".
I now had a mystery on my hands. I wondered what Scooby Doo might Suggest? I was at the age where I thought that life could be figured out like a simple cartoon plot.
I waited an entire year for our next festival, and it shaped up as it usually did, with beautiful weather,and the usual guests, including Uncle Jim, who, like he normally did, parked himself in a lawn chair, far away from the other guests and family. I approached him,my palms sweaty from my nervousness, and just flat out asked him what I had been wondering for years,"Uncle Jim, why don't you ever seem to have any fun here"?
He looked at me, never changing his frowning expression and answered,"Johhny, I will tell you some day, when I think that you will be able to understand".
That was the end of it. I went to high school and graduated, and then I joined the Marines, marking the last time that I was able to celebrate the Fourth with my family. I just got shipped here to the middle East, and while riding in a convoy, the truck in front of mine was hit by an IED, killing all aboard, including two of my best friends. I am very homesick, and I am very depressed. I have a stack of unopened mail that I had gone through, and I found a letter from Uncle Jim! I had never gotten anything from him in my entire life, I opened it, still in shock that he had written to me.
The Letter Read:

Dear John,
I know that you are ready for me to answer your question now. The reason that I come to the festival each year is to honor my country, and the men who have died for it. Some of those men stood beside me in Rice fields and were cut in half by bullets as I watched them die. When I see fireworks, I see napalm lighting up the jungle, and mortar rounds lighting up the night. When I see a bonfire, I see a grass hut burning, and when I see children running, I imagine that they are trying to escape the engulfing flames. I see people drinking, and it reminds me of my buddies who used to drink to forget the horrors that they saw. You asked me why I was never happy? Happiness was taken from me, but I am grateful, grateful that I made it through, that I lived long enough to share this with you, but I am saddened by those who paid the ultimate price.
Stay Safe,
Love Uncle Jim

I put The letter down and I began to cry, for today I became Uncle Jim. I don't know if I can ever be festive again? (fictional)

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Rhyming Wednesday #10

Rhyming Wednesday
Time for Rhyming Wednesday once again! I got sick of looking for photos for wordless Wednesday, plus I have too much to say. I noticed that there were a lot of poets in the blog world, so I thought that I would try to round them up. There are no rules, your poem does not need to rhyme, or be a certain style, I am still waiting for some dirty limericks! You can use someone else's poem, but should credit the author!
O.K. here is mine this week:

I will never win the lottery
Of this I’m pretty sure
I will never end disease
By finding the right cure

I will never bite my tongue
When I really should
I will never give advice
That won’t do any good

I will never be in shape
It would really be a feat
I will never turn down food
Because I love to eat

I will never get the phone
If it’s not within my reach
I will never stay at home
When I could be at the beach

I will never shave my face
Each and every day
I will never go to church
To worship or to pray

I will never change myself
To try and please someone
I will never ever quit
Before my task is done

I will never love again
Another woman like I knew
I will never look back
I will keep a forward view.

I will never find an end
To this silly rhyme
I will never understand
Why this happens all the time!


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Monday, August 10, 2009

Continuing Story

The Third installment to the 10 part story is up over at Megans.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Dysfunctional functionality and a new old video

Before you read this, please visit Drahdrah for a minute and leave her some helpful thoughts, she is going through a really tough situation.......

In 1986, my brother graduated high school and My Father decided that he would throw him a graduation party. At the time, both of my parents were on their third Marriages. My Mother’s second husband had three kids, two of them actually had bright red hair and proved the theory of the “Red Headed Stepchildren” being hyper idiots. I grew up living with these three and had my emotional development scarred as a result! Lol! My Father’s second wife, yielded me a half sister, 12 years my junior, we never really got to know each other too much, but I lived with them for the first year of her life. My Mothers Third husband was an asshole, but did provide me with employment in his construction company after I bailed out of the Restaurant business. My Dad’s Third wife had two sons who still lived with her, but they were really adults and I had no real bond with them except for holidays.
So, my Dad decides to throw this party, and of course, he has to invite all of the people who are important in my Brother’s life, so he invites the whole gang. My Mother and her second husband had gotten divorced, but remained good friends, they really got married for convenience and should have just been friends all along. My Father had a nice house with a pool, which he married into, he was good for that, advancing his living situation through marriage. So, here I was at this party, and as I sat by the pool and looked around, it struck me like a comedy skit, My Mother was talking to my current stepmother, while my Mother’s second husband chatted with her current husband, My three step brothers that I had grown up with were speaking with my New stepmother’s oldest son, my Father’s second wife came and dropped off my half sister, taking time to complain to my Mother about how my Father acted, which made my Mother happy because this was the same woman who my Mother had blamed for ruining her life. Later, my father’s third wife complained to my mother about the way my Father’s second wife acted, and My Mother complained to me about being embarrassed about her second husband being there, even though they were still friends. My unemployed ex stepfather, ended up doing work for my Mother’s third husband, until my Mother got divorced from him and moved to Mississippi, where she now frequents Casino’s with a Costa Rican Immigrant, and My Father up and left his third wife and married a woman in Georgia, who has 3 daughters, that now join my never ending list of step siblings.
I was talking with my brother the other day(My one and only actual Brother) about how amazing it is that we ended up fairly normal! My parents are proof that some people should not breed! LMAO!

Here is another video from about 88' I worked in a restaurant at this time, and was giving my Mother directions on how to get to the airport to take my Aunt and Uncle back. That is not a damned mullet, it is long hair parted in the middle!hehe!




video

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Saturday Fishing Report

I set out this morning with my usual mind set that I was going to come home with a boat load of fish, but as you know, that rarely(NEVER) happens! First of all, it was a beautiful day for fishing, the ocean was as calm as I have ever seen it. We headed offshore, I took some family members, and a friend of theirs, and we tried trolling a bit, with nothing biting, of course. Then their friend got sea sick on a completely calm ocean, so being the nice guy that I am, I headed back into the sound, where I certainly never catch anything good!

And then a whole days fishing basically boiled down to this....

An entire ocean full of gamefish and I catch the same type of thing that killed the Crocodile hunter! I think that I should stick to blogging!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Honest Scrap

I am not going to link people here being that they are all on the side bar, so I will just babble.

Long ago, before I knew most of you, and I just had a few blog friends, Like Sam, and David, and Graciebird, I floundered around blog land looking for good reads, and I happened across "Because I could never keep up with a diary". This blog is very important in the development of my blog and why I am still blogging, because I was about to stop before I started visiting it. It is also important because quite a few of my longtime friends came to me through this blog, including Jaime, and Midtown Girl, just to name a few, but there are many more. *Just Jen* tells it like it is, pulls no punches, and is as real a personality that you will ever find in the world of blogging! She went through a spell where she slowed down on her posting, but seems to be around more, now!

Jen gave me The Honest Scrap award, this is my second time around on this, but I have a few secrets left, I think?
The Honest Scrap Award rules are as follows:

* “The Honest Scrap” award is not one to hold all to your self but it must be shared!

* The recipient has to tell 10 true things about themselves in their blog that no one else knows.

* The recipient has to pass along this prestigious award to 10 more bloggers.

* Those 10 bloggers all have to be notified they have been given this award.

* Those 10 bloggers should link back to the blog that awarded them.

Here are 10 things some shocking, some not:

1). I lost my virginity in the backseat of a car at the age of 16 from a prostitute near Times Square, not my proudest moment!

2). I am very gullible, I always see the best in people and get very disappointed when I am proven wrong.

3). I will never give up on trying to figure out a problem, except Rubiks Cube! LOL!

4). I have battled weight issues my entire life, there were only about 5 years when I was in great shape. I graduated High School at 6 ft 270 lbs

5). If I know that I am right about something, you don't want to argue with me, it won't end well! LOL!

6). I drink about 6 alcoholic drinks in a years time.

7). I have never been in a physical fight, I think because I fear hitting someone as much as I fear being hit. I have always reasoned my way out of altercations.

8). I caused an auto accident when I was 18, that could have easily killed 4 people. I was blinded by the sun, on an unknown road, when I ran a stop sign. The driver of the other car was permanently disabled.

9). I aided my mother in shoplifting food when I was young. There were 5 kids in our house, and we did not qualify for aide, so in order to keep us fed, my Mother would occasionally "lift" a pound of hamburger meat, or a box of noodles. Not the greatest parenting, but I guess she felt it was necessary.

10). If, I wanted to, I could eat 2 footlong subs at one sitting! hehe!

That was pretty honest, huh?

I am not going to tag people because I just linked a bunch on my poem!

OK One Tag! I tag Mango girl, but she does not need to do the 10 things because she just did a post in which she revealed all about herself, and only a couple people read it, I felt really bad because hers is such an interesting story of triumph over hardships, and she put a lot of work into it! Check her out!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Theme Thursday (Kiss)

The Kiss



The following is based on a true story, the names and events are real, but some of the details are fictionalized.

David and Lynn were normally a happily married couple. David was a success in the entertainment field, and his wife, Lynn had been by his side for more than thirty years. As a matter of fact, they had just celebrated their 30th wedding anniversary, but, as we all know, things can change in a heartbeat, and 30 plus years of happiness can turn into a sad situation in the blink of an eye. As they sat together, David looked at her, reflecting on everything that she had meant to him, she was his rock, anchoring his climb up the ladder of success. They were still in love, that fact could not be denied, but there was nothing that he could say or do to stop the tears that graced her cheeks. What had gone wrong? Why did it have to be over for them? Lynn had envisioned a happy retirement, living in a beautiful home with the man that she had always loved and admired, and David shared similar feelings. Maybe things could be worked out, perhaps they could get over this obstacle. They had been accused of infidelity, but neither of them had ever strayed from each others love and devotion. What had they ever done to be treated in such a negative manner? Why the accusations of infidelity? David was never going to let anyone come between him and the love that he felt for his wife. He took her hand and wiping the moisture from her cheek, he reached over and gave her the most heartfelt, most passionate KISS that he had ever been able to produce. The KISS was for love, love of his wife, love of his life, and for the love of everything that he believed in! At that moment someone shouted "Death to the Infidels", and Flight 11 exploded into history, showering lower Manhattan with glass, metal, and the shattered dreams of thousands of people. We will never forget!

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Rhyming Wednesday #9

Rhyming Wednesday

Time for Rhyming Wednesday once again! I got sick of looking for photos for wordless Wednesday, plus I have too much to say. I noticed that there were a lot of poets in the blog world, so I thought that I would try to round them up. There are no rules, your poem does not need to rhyme, or be a certain style, I am still waiting for some dirty limericks! You can use someone else's poem, but should credit the author!
O.K. here is mine this week:

Dreary and dark like the bog
I am driving through a midnight fog.
The lines are drawn but I cannot see
What's on the road ahead of me.
Up on the wheel with knuckles white
Just trying to get back home tonight.
As I focus and try not to blink
My mind wanders and I start to think,
That life is like this misty haze
We are flying blind through most of our days.
Never knowing which way we'll drift
or if life's fog will ever lift.
The best we can do is to get a good grip
and be prepared for a stressful trip.
Some will navigate each turn
While others will simply crash and burn.
How long is the road? There are no clues
It all depends on the path that we choose.
There are surprises at every bend
And as you reach the journey's end,
The lesson you'll learn on this drive
Is how great it is to be alive.

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts

I did this new spacing as a favor to the Optimistic Pessimist, she has a lot of clout with me!!!

I started my yard work on Sunday at noon, by 1:15 I had 20 fire ant bites, encountered a water moccasin in my drainage ditch, and a pop up thunderstorm that dumped over an inch of rain and 50 mile per hour winds, Ahhh! summer in the south!

How did Noah get two of every animal, if no one even knew about there being other continents? Surely there were no polar bears in his neighborhood?

They say that it against the law to shout "Fire" in a crowded theater, what if it was really burning?

You know that Capital one commercial where they ask, "What's in your wallet"? I can answer that: Absolutely nothing! LOL!

My father is really into politics, he worries about this country turning into a Banana Republic, I tend to agree, I don't even like that store!

I have an ear for picking musical talent, I predicted that these acts would not make it: U2, Madonna, and Bon Jovi, maybe I should have been a record executive!

One phrase that I hear all the time that seems to backfire on me whenever I use it is: "Let's try it, what's the worst that could happen"?

It certainly nice to come in on Monday morning and find that everything that you did Friday has been washed away! If the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, you can bet that I would look for a job in the mountains, if I lived there.

Do you think that Charlie Brown ever developed suicidal tendencies?

Does any one really care if Jimmy cracked corn??

I can't stand it when I see what the solution to a problem is, and cannot make the other people around me see the same thing. Then they continue trouble shooting and eventually arrive at the same conclusion that I had come up with.

I can't stand it when I am wrong about the solution to a problem! LOL!

I am so sick of the Law and Order and CSI Franchises!!!!!!

Did you ever wonder why, on Gilligans island, A millionaire and a movie star, were on the same charter boat with a farm girl and a professor?

Did anyone else like the movie "12 Monkeys"? It is one of my favorite movies and I have yet to find anyone that agrees with me!

I laugh my ass off everytime they kill Kenny!!!!!!!

I command thee to go out and visit thy UN MOM!!!!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Ya Know What's sad?

Ya know what's sad.......

.....Any rock and roll band who's lead singer is approaching 70.

.....that TV evangelists ride around in Limos and live in mansions

.....that the twin towers have been down for eight years and nothing has been built there.

.....that pizza and Mexican food are not staples in any weight loss program.

.....that Michael Vick will play pro football again.

.....that I would rather eat chips and dip and drink beer than have caviar and Dom Perignon.

.....that in order to ride a bike safely, you need to dress up like a football player.

.....that how we see other people is largely based on appearances.

.....that a person can go to jail for smoking the leaf of a plant.

.....that my touch of gray is slowly becoming a touch of black.

.....that where I live, there is a separate little league for the African American children.

.....that I am the only one that thinks that it is wrong.

.....that you can pay on a loan for 4 years without making a late payment, and then you are three days late because you forgot about it, and they treat you like a deadbeat shithead!

.....That at 6:55 on a Saturday morning, I am on a Job site writing down things that are sad!

What do you think is sad????


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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Am I sick???

The one quality that I had to inherit from my mother is her ability to turn everything into a major medical ailment, in her head, of course. I am a terrible hypochondriac, I can turn a headache into a brain tumor, or a stroke, or some other condition that I have not read about yet! Give me a medical book and I will find at least 100 diseases that I have symptoms of. I used to worry that I had sickle cell anemia, until I found out that I could not have it, In my mind, I have had liver failure, Lung cancer, Colon cancer, Embolisms, Heart Disease, I have a bit of a scratch in my throat tonight, so naturally, I have the swine flu! I think that this all stems from my fear of death. It really gets old sometimes! Does anyone else act like this, or am I just sick?........in the head?