I will be calling my daughter and forbidding her to chat online with any potential dates! This should keep me from sleeping too well tonight. Ireally thought this was a post from the kinder, gentler Otin ..... you know that guy who's all mushy in love!
I had a feeling this story was going in the direction it did, yet I couldn't stop reading... dark, Otin...too dark...yet, I couldn't stop reading. Next time, give me something happy. ha
I didn't really need any more discouraging when it comes to dating you know...and she should have known better than trust a good looking guy...that's the bitter cynic in me speaking!!!
Good thing I knew you and fell in love with you before I read this story. Otherwise I might have thought you were some kind of sick, deranged psycho killer who just happened to be writing a blog as a way to chronicle his real life murders. LOL
The truth is that you're nothing but a big teddy bear. I love you, honey!!!
blueviolet- even if I was a psycho who ground people up, you would still be safe! You are far too special and beautiful for that! I love you, Honey! haha!
I'm like the other readers who thought this was heading in the direction of how you and Blue Violet met. NOT!
Nope! It the OTHER side of Otin. The Stephen King of Otin. The scary-gotta-read-with-the-lights-on-Otin. Not while I'm eating my breakfast. Yeah. Thanks for that. :)
Ron needs to just suck it up and go buy a damn size 8 yellow dress if he loves his mama as much as he says he does! Would be a lot cheaper and quicker than luring strangers to bars and wining and dining them. But maybe he thinks people would consider him a fruit cake for shopping for a dress. I can see how that would be uncomfortable. Yeah - definitely better to murder people instead - at least the dogs get to eat ;0)
This was one...I can't think of the right word...story! When he found a woman who didn't lie and was a size 8 was she going to die too?? That's the sign of a good story...keeps you asking questions. Maybe I better correct my weight on my driver's license though.
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I'm never wearing yellow again. :)
Actually, I'm never wearing a dress again. Hi Otin!
Wow... and here I thought that maybe this was going to be the story of how you and Blueviolet met. I'm thinking maybe it's not about that! Ha!
okay...physically sick here. Thank God yellow is not my color!
I will be calling my daughter and forbidding her to chat online with any potential dates! This should keep me from sleeping too well tonight. Ireally thought this was a post from the kinder, gentler Otin ..... you know that guy who's all mushy in love!
So the stories of online dating are true. There's nothing but psycho killers out there. And good thing I don't care for yellow clothes.
My blog's working again.
Wow, you really had me going too! I have only just recently found ya, and thought it was going to be about the meeting between you and Blueviolet.
That was scary. I met my husband online lol specifically on a chat site. Quit scaring me! :)
Ew.
You're good but you scare me sometimes!
urgghhh I hate yellow dresses thank God!! um.. how 'bout something cheery next week please!1!!
I liked yellow....
I had a feeling this story was going in the direction it did, yet I couldn't stop reading...
dark, Otin...too dark...yet, I couldn't stop reading.
Next time, give me something happy.
ha
Holy crap, what a story!!! LOVED it. I met my boyfriend online. Thank GOD he was not like "Ron." LOL
Soooooo not where I thought you were going with that one...but I love it!! I love all your stories!! keep up the good writing!!!
I think of your blog as my private library :)
Holy Mackeral!! I sure hope Blue Violet knows you very very well...LOLOLOLOL
I'm glad I didn't read that story BEFORE I met John!
And I'm home alone and it's after midnight. I might need to take a sleeping pill tonight!
Hi otin
I didn't really need any more discouraging when it comes to dating you know...and she should have known better than trust a good looking guy...that's the bitter cynic in me speaking!!!
Ay!! That was frightening!! :X
Yikes, Otin, this one scared me!
I haven't worn a yellow dress since the '80's though so, I think I'll sleep tonight.
Great, but scary story! Well done, again!
Good thing Blueviolet has already met you cuz otherwise.... ;->
Eeeuuuwww . . .see, never get into a stranger's car, especially on the first date! Tongue 'jamming' doesn't sound very nice!
I knew there was a reason why it is good to be a fat lesbian!! No size eight and definitely no yellow dresses :0))
lmao @ eternally distracted.
ewww, otin, you scared me... i met diane on line, i'm glad she never fed me to the dogs.
blueviolet is STILL alive and well, isnt she? hey BV, girl, you out there?
say summit... so i knows you OK!
otin, you musta ate cucumbers before bed to dream this one up. it's up there with stephen king stories.
cReePy.
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No more ice cream with bannanas before bed, young man. Ick! Yellow needs a new identity.
Wow! What a spook! Hey, BV, you're alive and well, right?
I always lose myself in your stories - you have a way of drawing a reader in and keeping hold of them.
nice way to reset the otin meter....he may be in love, but he still can kill with style...lol. love the tie to the mother....hot!
When I wear dresses I wear a size 22.
I'm a 10, I'm a 10 I swear!!! :)
Oh my word! Makes me happy I am long-married. And I'm ready to take my kids' computers away from them.
Thank god I don't look good in yellow! ;)
[Satisfied sigh] Otin's back!
=-)
Oh and I used to love yellow!! No more! This creeped me out! But wow I was intrigued enough to read all the way to the end.
Wow! Yellow is one of the colors which has been determined by my zodiac sign as a must wear.
Nope, never again!
Good thing I knew you and fell in love with you before I read this story. Otherwise I might have thought you were some kind of sick, deranged psycho killer who just happened to be writing a blog as a way to chronicle his real life murders. LOL
The truth is that you're nothing but a big teddy bear. I love you, honey!!!
blueviolet- even if I was a psycho who ground people up, you would still be safe! You are far too special and beautiful for that! I love you, Honey! haha!
I'm like the other readers who thought this was heading in the direction of how you and Blue Violet met. NOT!
Nope! It the OTHER side of Otin. The Stephen King of Otin. The scary-gotta-read-with-the-lights-on-Otin. Not while I'm eating my breakfast. Yeah. Thanks for that. :)
Great story. Burp.
Ron needs to just suck it up and go buy a damn size 8 yellow dress if he loves his mama as much as he says he does! Would be a lot cheaper and quicker than luring strangers to bars and wining and dining them. But maybe he thinks people would consider him a fruit cake for shopping for a dress. I can see how that would be uncomfortable. Yeah - definitely better to murder people instead - at least the dogs get to eat ;0)
You haven't lost the writing ability that's for sure. You just got right down to it. Ground meat and all. Good job.
ugh. you are a sick sick man. btw, i'm wearing a blue shirt...hoo ha!
This story is right up my street! I was a bit freaked out by him meeting Tina next though...
Tina.
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wow.
i think i'm never wearing a dress again.
Did you kill the person off because I was so shocked that you didn't kill off the guy in Fableton?
I also thought this was the story between you and BV...
Otie, That was sick, that was great; that was more twisted than usual, that was spell-bounding;...
Jesus Christ Otin, that was too brutal for me. I feel nauseous.
Thank God I am married! After this story I would be afraid to date anyone!! Loved it!!
This was one...I can't think of the right word...story! When he found a woman who didn't lie and was a size 8 was she going to die too?? That's the sign of a good story...keeps you asking questions. Maybe I better correct my weight on my driver's license though.
okay...i also thought this was about you and BlueViolet. this was creepy.
lol
What evil lurks in Otin's mind....Only the Otin knows....bwhaaahaaahaaa
Well, he's obviously and idiot! If he wants a size 8 then he needs to look for someone claiming to be a 6. Duh.
Very macabre! And a great twist too!
Have a lovely weekend.
Thank gawd I don't own a yellow dress.
Dang! That scared me.
Great job.
jj
ha. i see what you mean...
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