Ahh Christmas...That wonderful time of the year when...
...In celebration of life we chop down live trees
...We let our children know it's okay for a stranger to invade our house
...We spread cheer by cursing the driver who takes our parking spot in the crowded mall
...We trample over each other for the sake of a computer game
...We eat everything that's bad for our bodies
...We waste precious energy with our gaudy light displays
No seriously, Merry Christmas! I wouldn't have it any other way.